8/30/2014 (12:05am) 34,288 notes


My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

i hid in an actual closet in my house and when my parents came home i came out of it and they were like “wtf are you doing” and i said “i’m coming out of the closet!” and my dad said “thats not funny” and i was like “well actually…”

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8/28/2014 (11:14pm)

I’m so cute I’m so fuckin cute

#about me

8/28/2014 (8:40pm) 241,611 notes


Unwilling to speak about anything but how gently this baby says “cheese” today. Thank you for understanding.

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8/28/2014 (8:11pm) 1 note

its so fucked up when dead people show up in facebook birthday reminders

8/28/2014 (6:20pm) 718 notes


mayor seagull wins third term on a platform of “eat bin chips” & “make big noise”. you may not agree with his politics, but he keeps his promises

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