4/18/2014 (5:31pm) 2 notes

I was looking at twitter and I said “oh no” out loud and my parents asked what was wrong and I had to say “cher’s mom’s dog died”

#what is my life

4/18/2014 (11:27am) 1 note

i’m in love with counselor deanna troi

4/18/2014 (9:49am) 20,184 notes

dodie-snk:

HE’S SO STUPID HE CAN’T SCRATCH HIMSELF WITHOUT FALLING DOWN THAT’S CUTE

(via futurefantastic)

#my heart exploded so now i'm dead

4/18/2014 (8:50am) 98,263 notes

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

(via bensanity)

4/18/2014 (8:27am)

i’m so upset about scandal oh no scandal WHAT

4/18/2014 (8:02am) 79,043 notes

theturnupconvention:

The one good thing about having large hands is when someone says “only take a handful” and you’re like

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(Source: mhvkhg, via crippling-depression)

4/17/2014 (10:16pm) 19,120 notes

grimelords:

Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.

(via plasmalogical)

#fav#again