I was looking at twitter and I said “oh no” out loud and my parents asked what was wrong and I had to say “cher’s mom’s dog died”
i’m in love with counselor deanna troi
i’m so upset about scandal oh no scandal WHAT
Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.